A full, extended version of the ICONIC Britney Spears Vegetables song. This was really fun to do. The original was just made as a joke, so when it ended up getting popular I needed to put some more effort into it and spice it up a bit more!
from Trace Remixes Vol. 2
According to this video, Britney will release a new “Fantasy” fragrance collection inspired on her most iconic moments. The first fragrance would be called “Fantasy Stage Edition I”, inspired on her “I’m A Slave 4 U” 2001 MTV Video Music Awards’ performance:
The video also includes a new Britney’s footage from GMA’s backstage:
this is all very strange.
Does it smell like banana?
Q:"♪ madonna is my mother, michael is my father, and cheetohs are my best friend. My pussy taste like fanta, fanta noooo coke. ♫" --Britney Del Rey
I want to apologize for the past incident with the umbrella. I was preparing a character for a possible movie role where the husband doesn’t play his part so they swap places. Unfortunately I didn’t get the part. I’m sorry I got a ‘lil carried away with my role! - Britney
She really is America’s princess.
Q:What do you mean thats not britney my whole life has been a lie
C’mon y’all, gather ‘round, ‘cause its time for another Slave Snake story.
This is a story about a girl named “Alice”:
Some time ago, a girl appeared on TinyChat (an audio chat room) who sounded a lot like Britney. She never said she was Britney, but she kept her identity as a mystery and just played along ‘cause she knew she could fool the Army in believing she was our beloved Queen B.
The first time she appeared, someone apparently tracked her IP address and it supposedly was a Calabasas address, which is where Brit Brit lives, even though nobody showed the receipts from this.
She even made an Twitter account, named @BananaAlice where she used to tweet a lot of thinks Britney could have said like:
"@bananaaIice: I’m such a perfectionist… It drives me crazy!"
"@bananaaIice: Also, remind me to never go on breatheheavy again."
I think she also has an account named @pineapplealice but I’m not sure if its the same Alice.
This used to be a completely harmless game between “Alice” and the part of the Army who talked to her, until some guy named OVERITT appeared on Exhale and had a HUGE rant about how Britney was a bitch, how he personally knew her (they talked on the phone and texts) and that she thought us fans where a lot of idiots because we thought she singed live and that she performed to her 100% while she doesn’t give a fuck and half asses everything ‘cause all she cares about is the money.
He then said that he had a fight with Britney so he was going to tell all of her secrets, and began so say a lot of random stuff from 2007, about her conservatorship, about how Sam Lufti raped her, about his “friendship” with Brit and that since they got in a huge fight she wrote Work Bitch as a revenge track against him cause he told her to spill the bills if she wanted him to keep his mouth shut.
As you can tell this provoked a huge meltdown on Exhale, some very nasty (and long) threads appeared and everything was really mysterious because Jordan didn’t said anything or made anything, as well as the B-Team. Eventually everything got locked up and now the threads doesn’t exist. A little later Alice appeared on Exhale and said that the Britney OVERITT knew was her, an imitator, and that the real Britney wasn’t in the picture.
People still think that Alice may have been the real Britney, and that the stuff OVERITT said could have been true. But that’s another mystery in the Army book ;)
You can listen to one of Alice’s appearance on TinyChat over here.
Voicemail to Fans| Britney Spears
This is cute. She sings a bit of Why Should I Be Sad and says she sounds like a horse. This was recorded in 2007 and further ads to my belief that she never truly truly lost her marbles.
We should never forget this side of Britney. She is actually caring towards her fans.
THIS IS NOT BRITNEY